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Martians on motorcycles.

Happy Halloween! It is October 31, 1988. Hope you’re not planning on Trick-or-Treating in Cleveland: it’s only 19° out, the coldest it’s ever been in October. Despite the weather, Indianapolis trounces Denver 55-23. Veteran actor/producer John Houseman dies at 86. Yesterday, that little drama Philip Morris and Kraft had been playing out came to a close with Philip Morris raising their offer to $106 a share, the largest merger at that point in US history not involving an oil company. Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis will marry tomorrow, and on Wednesday, Robert Morris, a Cornell graduate student, will unleash the first well-known internet worm.

“Groovy Kind of Love” will maintain the lead position on the charts until Saturday. On TV this week are a haunted house episode of MacGyver, guest starring Teri Hatcher as one of Mac’s recurring goofy friends with a penchant for getting into trouble, and a bunch of shows I’ve never heard of. Doctor Who begins “The Happiness Patrol” on Wednesday, an incredibly scathing and incredibly camp satire of the Thatcher administration which is my sister’s favorite serial and is widely hated by Doctor Who fandom, because the monster of the week is a sadistic robot made out of candy, and Doctor Who fans rather notoriously can’t take a joke. Friday the 13th the Series airs “Symphony in B#”. Ryan gets involved with a violinist whose crippled mentor is using a cursed violin to restore his musical abilities. Said violin is, of course, powered by murders committed using its switchblade bow. Seriously, I’m starting to think I should be reviewing that show instead of this one, but I doubt anything I could say improve upon the one sentence capsule summaries. It’s like Dario Argento and Stephen King playing Mad Libs.

The astute among you may have realized that we are fifty years to the day from when early John Houseman collaborator Orson Welles may or may not have terrified the nation with his adaptation of War of the Worlds. It would be kinda sorta utterly remiss to let the occasion go uncelebrated by the current incarnation of the franchise. Accordingly, this week’s episode of War of the Worlds will take Harrison and the gang to Grover’s Mill, New Jersey.

There’s never any indication that there’s an in-universe version of the 1953 George Pal film in War of the Worlds, though it’s a popular fan theory that a feature film docudrama was produced starring Gene Barry and Ann Robinson, which later would help feed the collective neurosis leading to widespread alien amnesia.  They aren’t the first ones to try out the idea. Possibly the most famous example is 1984’s The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, in which the alien warlord John Worfin hypnotized the young Welles to disclaim his initially factual reporting on the arrival of the Red Lectroids in Grover’s Mill as a work of fiction. You have to stretch the documented facts more than a little to make the concept work (For example, to explain why an actor/director in New York would go down to the middle of New Jersey — a trip that takes two hours using roads that didn’t exist in the thirties — during the time slot where he’d been doing his theatrical presentations for weeks and try his hand at journalism under an assumed name), but it’s all in good fun.[br]Aliens being fooled by the broadcast also comes up a lot. It happens in an episode of the cable series Perversions of Science (Think The Twilight Zone with pay cable nudity. The one I mostly remember is about a billionaire who has a sex change and goes back in time to fulfill his lifelong dream of boning himself), the movie Spaced Invaders, and is subverted in the Doctor Who audio drama “Invaders from Mars”, where the Doctor talks Welles into a repeat performance to convince invading aliens that Earth is already being conquered by a more powerful invader (It doesn’t work because Welles congratulates himself on a hot mic). For the 1938 radio play, though, War of the Worlds decided to go with the literary agent hypothesis, that Orson Welles really did witness an alien invasion, and his supposedly fictional dramatization was part of the cover-up.

I hope you’re ready for another tonal whiplash episode, because “Eye For an Eye” is going to stride through some extremely goofy territory. I’m still on the fence about the humor in this show. The big problem with it is that it doesn’t usually work. But they’re trying at a time when the emerging trend for science fiction on TV is that it must be SRS BSNS — Star Trek, actually quite funny in its original incarnation, pretty much completely loses its sense of humor for this part of its history, and will really only get it back on Deep Space Nine (when, I assume, they were allowed to occasionally be funny because half the time, the show was so damned grim that without the occasional comic relief episode, the audience would all commit mass suicide). In general, War of the Worlds works best when they either minimize the comic elements, or when they maximize them. The worst episodes are the ones where they waffle on it, unwilling to commit one way or the other.

The episode opens with a biker gang leading a funeral procession through the town of Grover’s Mill on the anniversary of the infamous Orson Welles broadcast. One biker stops to reassure the worried local cops that they only mean to bury their friend in the a graveyard outside of town, and won’t cause any trouble unless provoked. Meanwhile, the town is preparing for their annual War of the Worlds-themed town fair. A gang of elderly men watch in disgust and grouse about what a travesty the whole thing is. The gang is led by Flannery, a 1938 veteran, played by character actor Jeff Corey (You may remember him as the leader of the planet Stratos in the Star Trek episode “The Cloud Minders”. The one other role he had that sticks in my mind was as a senile judge in an episode of Night Court).

The biker gang are, of course, aliens, as we learn when we hear them speaking alien as they throw a drunken party at the graveyard. Yeah. The aliens hang out drinking been and dancing and carousing and having a good time, speaking alien. There’s an implication that they’re taking their cover stories seriously to avoid suspicion. That would tie in nicely with the idea of the aliens going to behave-like-a-human training camp as we saw last time. But then there’s the fact that they’re speaking alienese, and walking around in broad daylight scanning the ground with a device that looks and sounds like what would happen if a vacuum cleaner, a metal detector and a chainsaw had an orgy.

They call home to let the advocates know they’ve found what they’re looking for, a war machine left behind in 1938, but it’s going to take them a while to dig it up, what with the town cops keeping an eye on them. Rather unusually, the advocates don’t complain about the ineptness of their soldiers. Instead, they leave it up to their best judgment, then go off for a stroll to complain about how much work this whole invasion thing is. “No one ever said war was easy,” one of them remarks.

Harrison, Suzanne, Ironhorse, and Debi arrive in Grover’s Mill on assignment from General Wilson. Wilson’s own (off-screen) research has dug up some buried files revealing that a real invasion took place in 1938. Debi: This place is great! They’ve got pony rides and everything![br]Harrison: Good news, Colonel.[br]Ironhorse: What?[br]Harrison: Pony rides.They’ve driven up (This show is geographically more sound than Captain Power, but apparently the Blackwood Project has their own wormhole system, since they drive everywhere. They use the same three cars in basically every episode, Norton’s Awesome Van, Suzanne’s Bronco, or, as in this episode, a Chevy Caprice. It’s heavily implied that the Cottage is somewhere in the northwest, maybe northern California, the aliens are operating out of the Nevada desert, two weeks ago, they were in Montana, and now they’re in New Jersey. That’s an awful lot of driving.) to interview anyone they can find who remembers the invasion and, according to Ironhorse, “Pay tribute to those brave, but forgotten veterans who fought in that great, historic battle.”

So here are two things I love about that line: first, it is ridiculously overblown, and second, it is perfectly in character for Ironhorse, based on everything we’ve seen so far (particularly how he acted toward Sylvia). In a lot of ways, that line sort of sums up the tone of this show, two scientists and a soldier talking about the brave veterans of a forgotten war, in the middle of a town’s fair while three portly, bearded guys in the background practice saying, “We shall sell no wine before its time,” for the Orson Welles impersonation contest.

While they recap basically the exact conversation about alien amnesia they had with General Wilson back in episode 2, there’s a whole lot of background silly going on in the town fair. Offscreen, emcee for the Orson Welles contest tells an unseen woman that she looks like a “likely contender” for the competition. The PA announces that there’s nothing wrong with the blue ice cream, “despite rumors to the contrary,” and later indicates that someone left a baby at the hot dog stand. A bit later, the announcer will disappoint the crowd by dispelling rumors that Bruce Springsteen will be performing. A little person in greenface is mocking competitors at the Martian Dunking Booth. And there’s a guy in the background who is almost certainly not Alan Ruck, but really looks like him.

Suzanne and Debi don’t really serve any purpose in this story. It’s nice to see Rachel Blanchard back for the first time since “The Walls of Jericho”, but her only practical impact on the plot is for Suzanne to leave right before the climax to take her somewhere safe, because that they couldn’t think of anything for Suzanne to do in that part, and they could just as easily have sent them somewhere else for a week for all the difference it makes.

Or maybe I’m being too hard. There are some nice character moments out of the pair: Debi talks about missing her father and being unhappy about her parents’ divorce. There’s no follow-through on that yet, but it’s coming eventually. We also learn that Suzanne used to be a softball player in her youth, as evidenced by the unbelievably shitty overhand throw she uses at the dunking booth. And Debi asks Suzanne if she believes in aliens — Suzanne’s answer is vague but consistent with the first half of the pilot in that she claims to accept aliens as inevitable given the size of the universe, but doesn’t say anything specific about aliens on Earth. I hadn’t really thought of that much, but given the nature of their work at the Cottage, of course Debi wouldn’t have been told what they were doing. And now I look back and notice that Debi leaves the room back in the pilot between Ironhorse telling his Ancient Astronauts folktale and his conversation with Harrison about the potential historicity of it. It’ll be interesting moving forward to see how much Suzanne is willing to let Debi into the loop. Also worth mentioning is the fact that Debi’s one of the few characters to outright question the existence of aliens. People have questioned and doubted the presence of aliens here on present-day Earth, and people have doubted individual reports of alien encounters, but so far, Ironhorse is the only person to have actually challenged their existence directly. Everyone else just seems reluctant to address the question.

While Debi and Suzanne are bonding, Harrison and Ironhorse head down to the local trademark-friendly equivalent of the American Legion to interview three of the four remaining members of the 1938 militia, who are happy to be taken seriously for the first time in half a century. They mention the gooseneck weapon on the fighting machine, and complain about Orson Welles, and how his broadcast trivialized their contribution and convinced the country that the whole thing had been a hoax. Later on, Harrison will interview an elderly librarian, still obviously smitten with the young Welles (She describes him as “slender”. Welles was indeed slender in his youth, but its mention here is probably more for ironic humor, since by 1988, the popular image of Orson Welles was heavily influenced by the fact that he did not need any makeup to play his final film role, Unicron, the planet-sized robot in Transformers The Movie), who will explain that Welles had been hired by the government to create his radio play to “protect the people”. The fact that Welles had allegedly come to town with government advisors to conduct interviews and research before making his play seems to conflict with the implication from the veterans that they’d, “Been waiting 50 years to tell our story.” It also makes the timeline more convoluted: Welles couldn’t have been reporting the events live. Rather, his broadcast was a fictional play, just one that was based loosely on real events. Another conclusion we can draw is that the “real” battle couldn’t have taken place on Halloween (and therefore this episode isn’t taking place on its anniversary): the real battle must have taken place some time earlier, to give Orson time to drive down, conduct interviews, and produce a radio play. Okay. It still makes sense that Halloween itself would be a good time for Harrison and his team to come for a visit rather than the “real” anniversary, since the town fair makes a good cover for them to walk around asking people about aliens in 1938.

The coincidence of the aliens showing up the same day is hard to swallow on its own. It would be easy to justify — perhaps the downed ship transmits a signal on the anniversary of its arrival because of mumble mumble planetary alignment. But this thing of just having the Blackwood team and the aliens coincidentally show up in the same place at the same time is incredibly contrived, and it lays bare the way that the universe is being created ad hoc: of course Harrison and the aliens are pursuing the same alien-related thing out in the world at the same time; the world for this show is being created one alien-related thing at a time. Fortunately, they won’t lean too much on the worst kinds of coincidences like this very often. You will still see a lot of “An old friend of mine just mentioned that there’s a creepy new guy at his office with radiation sores all over his face”-type setups, but I don’t find those as forthrightly contrived as “It just happens by dumb luck that we’re both in town the same weekend.”

Ironhorse concludes that the 1938 invasion had been a reconnaissance mission ahead of the main invasion fleet. At no point do we actually learn anything specific and new. The militia allegedly brought down the single war machine — with great difficulty and with great sacrifice — but there’s no indication of how they might have actually accomplished this, given that the war machines have otherwise been portrayed as completely indestructible from the outside.

I would like to postulate that the 1938 war machine was a different design, perhaps a tripod as described in the radio play, without a force field and susceptible to heavy artillery fire provided it doesn’t have time to shoot back. But while this has been going on, the alien bikers have unearthed the buried war machine, and it’s identical to the movie design. It’s a much better recreation of the 1953 Al Nozaki design than we saw in the pilot, with proper proportions and shot from a more favorable angle. The open hatch is extremely faithful to the original design, though given the way the ship is buried, it would have to be on the dorsal hull rather than the underside. Since the ship is still partly buried, you could still propose that the covered part of the ship might be a different design, though the ’38 veterans still describe it as a “flying saucer”, and the aliens refer to it as flying (Of course, in the 1953 movie, we’re explicitly told that the war machines don’t fly, but rather use “electromagnetic legs”. I’m inclined to take this as purely a terminology thing. When Clayton Forrester says that it isn’t flying, he means that it’s not using propulsive thrust or aerodynamic lift. But the machines do move through the air without direct support from the ground, which is probably within the bounds of the dictionary definition of “flight”. I’ll even go as far as to propose why they’re willing to call it “flying” in 1988 but not in 1953: the modern hovercraft was invented in 1959. The question of whether what a hovercraft does counts as “flying” is debatable, with the consensus answer appearing to be “sorta”.), so tripods are right out.

To the advocacy’s dismay, the ship’s flight capability is beyond repair. The trip isn’t a wash, though, since a quick test of the the heat ray (They call it “the beam”) proves it functional. The visual effect of the beam is even closer to movie-accurate here than it was in the pilot. We see them vaporize a car, which satisfyingly generates white and red overlays then ceases to exist, leaving blackened ground in its stead. The sound isn’t quite as good as last time, though, with the “THRUM THRUM THRUM” as the weapon charges sounding decidedly wrong. After complaining about how they have to do all the thinking, the advocates order them to dismantle the beam and bring it back. If any humans notice them, I swear I am not making this up, they are to, “remind the puny Earthlings how our death ray works.” That is freaking beautiful, man. Puny Earthlings.

But you have to get up pretty early in the morning to put one past an elderly, possibly senile man in Grover’s Mill. A few biker aliens made the ill-considered decision to stop by Flannery’s prize rose bushes for a snack, and he’s onto them now, having seen the 1938 “Martians” (That’s a nice touch. The Grover’s Mill militiamen are the only people who ever refer to the aliens as “Martian”) feed similarly. His friends are disinclined to believe his tales of “Martians on motorcycles,” because of Flannery’s informed habit of embellishing the story of his own contribution to the 1938 battle. And besides, the aliens of 1938 were in their natural form, so this is the first the veterans have heard of the aliens being able to “disguise” themselves. Harrison and Ironhorse also seem unconvinced, which is a bit of a wall-banger given that they know that (a) the aliens are indeed back, and (2) can possess human bodies.

All the same, Flannery’s friend Harv agrees to go with him to reconnoiter the biker encampment. Harv is played by John Ireland, another veteran character actor, the first Vancouver-born actor to be nominated for an Academy Award, best known for Spaghetti Westerns and his affairs with several young starlets like Tuesday Weld and Natalie Wood (There’s a scene in the 1948 John Wayne film Red River where he and Montgomery Clift compare the size of their… sidearms as a cheeky joke about Ireland’s reputed endowment). Also, kinda looked like George R. R. Martin in his later years. Joining Flannery turns out to be a bad move for Harv, as he’s possessed by an alien when he stops to take a leak.

Harrison and Ironhorse regroup with Suzanne and Debi for a disgusting lunch of green-dyed “Martian” themed diner food. Harrison explains what “slop” means to Debi. He also lets slip that Norton is on the way, having had the Awesome Van air-lifted by usurping Ironhorse’s requisition powers. Ironhorse is so bothered by this that he sticks Harrison with the check and runs off, a surprising reversal, since the way Harrison’s been characterized so far, you’re primed to expect any sticking-with-the-check bit to run the other way.

I guess Norton getting air-lifted patches the geographical oddity I mentioned earlier, but keep in mind, the others arrived in one of the same three cars we see every episode without apparently having been air-lifted. Ironhorse tries to bawl Norton out for leaving him on the hook for a “presidential priority” request. Norton, as you’d expect by this point, responds by flirting. He’s even brought presents. “Oh, I brought Dr. McCullough’s microscope and laser spectroscope, and I brought your picture of John Wayne.” His tone is also flirty with Suzanne. This is one of the few scenes out of this show that Leah was in the room to see, and she found Norton’s tone kind of weird and creepily over-the-top, particularly that he’s flirting in the context of being told that Suzanne is going to go examine biological samples. She’s not wrong. Norton’s flirtatious manner hasn’t aged well. In 1988, the bar was in a different place, but in 2015, I’m leaning toward calling it sexual harassment. Norton’s one saving grace, such as it is, comes down to the fact that he seems to be pretty egalitarian with regard to who he’ll flirt with. I will therefore spend the rest of this review series looking for excuses to ship Ironhorse and Norton. There’s at least one real good one around the middle of the season.

Also, not to lay too fine a point on it, but they never actually say why Norton has flown all the way out here and what they need him to do that requires him to be out in the field. Or why he didn’t come with them in the first place. Nothing’s happened yet from their point of view, so why go to the trouble of having Norton flown out? Continue reading Thesis: Eye for an Eye (War of the Worlds 1×05)

It is October 23, 1989. After waking up to Steve Miller’s “Fly Like an Eagle”, the crew of Space Shuttle Atlantis return to Earth at the end of a five-day mission that included launching the Galileo space probe, which would explore the moons of Jupiter six years later (You ever stop and think about how space works? That a mission to explore Jupiter in 1995 must of necessity be based on 1989 technology? New Horizons is just now close enough to Pluto to take better pictures of it than Hubble, using technology that predates iOS, Android, the Nintendo Wii, and Windows Vista). Frustrated by partisan gridlock, Time magazine asks if Government is dead. A plastics factory in Texas explodes, killing 23. In anticipation of Halloween, Garfield runs a week-long series which reveals that the entire series is the delusion of a dying cat cat as it slowly starves in a long-abandoned house. It is one of the scariest fucking things ever, and it is part of Garfield, a comic which is, under normal circumstances, improved by removing its main character. Tomorrow, game three of the World Series will finally be played, having been pushed back a week on account of the earthquake and the Reverend Jim Bakker will be given 50 years for fraud. Oh, and since we kinda care about such things, communism falls in Hungary.

George Harrison’s Best of Dark Horse is released, one of the first four CDs I would own, on account of I had no taste and thought his cover of “Got My Mind Set on You” was good (The other three were Phil Collins’s “No Jacket Required”, Billy Joel’s “Storm Front”, and Belinda Carlisle’s “Her Greatest Hits”. Don’t judge me, I was ten). Janet Jackson retains the top spot on the Billboard Hot 100. Madonna, Warrant, and Mili Vanilli slip out of the top ten, making room for Aerosmith’s “Love in an Elevator”, Expose’s “When I Looked At Him”, and “Cover Girl” by New Kids on the Block.

There’s a bit of a panic going on in America about ritualistic child sexual abuse by satanic cults (Satanic Panic, What’s your mechanic?), which has led to a number of high-profile court cases, and high-profile convictions of day care operators, several of whom may possibly have even committed some of the crimes of which they were accused (For example, at least one of them, years after his conviction for satanic ritual child sexual abuse was overturned, was arrested for old-fashioned non-satanic, non-ritual child sexual abuse, which he wouldn’t have been able to do had he been convicted the first time on actual evidence rather than trumped up hysteria). This motivated CBS to do a movie of the week yesterday about child sexual abuse at daycare centers called Do You Know the Muffin Man? with Brian Bonsall and Pam Dauber, based loosely on the McMartin Preschool Trial. The McMartin trial would end without any convictions in 1990, on account of basically all the testimony turning out to be fabricated, coerced, unreliable, or physically impossible, the primary accuser being mentally unstable (And, by 1990, dead for four years due to chronic alcoholism), and the district attorney playing fast and loose with evidence laws. TV this week is mostly new. Mission Impossible, Dallas, Alien Nation, and the like. MacGyver is a repeat for some reason. Newheart too. There is no episode of Friday the 13th this week. Doctor Who will show part one of “The Curse of Fenric” soon. It’s the one with viking vampires fighting the Red Army in World War II Northumberland. Star Trek The Next Generation airs “The Bonding“, Ron Moore’s first TV writing gig. Moore would go on to be one of the major creative forces in ’90s Trek, before going on to reboot Battlestar Galactica. And I have mixed feelings about him because “The Bonding” is great, and he pretty much saved TNG when it was floundering, but his gender politics are a little dicey and his abject disdain for utopianism and preference for grim, gritty, “realism” is basically everything I hate about the ’90s.

If you liked me rambling on about punk rock without actually having a proper background from which to speak during the cyberpunk episode of Captain Power, you’re in luck, because “Terminal Rock” is exactly what you think it is. This is the episode of War of the Worlds about punk rock, and how punk rock music is turning our children into dangerous, violent hooligans, exactly like you’d expect from a show made by The Man.

One of the many elements of the Satanic Panic I was mentioning before was some trumped up fears about subliminal and backmasked Satanic messages embedded in popular music. In 1988, serial killer Richard “Night Stalker” Ramirez claimed to have been inspired by backmasked Satanic messages hidden in AC/DC’s Highway to Hell (The band responded to the allegations with, “We do not hide our Satanic messages. We called the album Highway to Hell.”). We have of course seen the popular conception of mind control via hidden messages in music before, when we were talking about Probe. The technique has been largely debunked as a practical matter — you can influence behavior with hidden messages, but not nearly as effectively as you can influence behavior with supraliminal messages: whispering “Smoke!” and showing a single frame of a cigarette once a minute in a film might increase the chances of the viewer jonesing for a cigarette, but what works a lot better is just to have attractive people in the film smoke without trying to hide it. [br][br]”Backmasking” is the technique of hiding messages by recording them backwards, such as the famous “Paul is dead” urban legend. The technique was, surprisingly enough, discovered shortly after the invention of sound recording by Thomas Edison himself, who observed that when he cranked his wax cylinders backwards, “The song is still melodious in many cases, and some of the strains are sweet and novel, but altogether different from the song reproduced in the right way.” Its association with Satanism goes back equally far: the very first sound recording ever made was later discovered to contain a backmasked invocation to summon the daemon Azal, as revealed in the 1971 documentary Doctor Who and the Daemons. Accordingly, the plot of this episode centers around leveraging the cultural zeitgeist. The Morthren have a go at harnessing the Power of Rock by cloning a “charismatic” musician and embedding a violence-inducing signal in Punk Rock.

The first thing you may notice, or rather, the first thing I noticed, since it’s not as obvious if you’re not watching along, where “Doomsday” copies the religious aspects of “No Direction Home”, “Terminal Rock” is basically the same plot as “Doomsday” minus the religious angle. Yes. Four weeks in and we’ve spent half our time saying, “Just like last week…” If anything, “Terminal Rock” is even more similar to “Doomsday” than “Doomsday” was to “No Direction Home”. As I said last time, it feels sort of workshoppy, like every writer in the room was given the same general outline, and they filmed all three variations on the theme.

Now, it is probably worth mentioning that this episode probably wasn’t intended to air directly after “Doomsday”: there’s a reference to the events of next week’s episode, and it ends on a note that seems like it’s hinting at plots from later in the season. So it’s not like they actually set out to do basically the same episode twice back-to-back: clearly, they meant to do basically the same episode with a different one in the middle.

This week, the Morthren are having some trouble (ten dead soldiers, Mana claims. She wants to move.) with The Scavengers, a leftover gang from the extended cut of The Warriors — their thing is mohawks and face painting inspired by the racism episode of the original Star Trek. It’s not clear that they have any formal organization, but they can be stirred to action by the music of the “Terminal Band”, a punk group led by a dude named “Ripper”, because dystopia. He wears a sequinned apron instead of a shirt, and basically screams exhortations to violence while the band plays from inside a thunderdome-style (Wait for it) steel cage.

He orders them to go out and be violent, and it just so happens that Ardix is driving by at just that moment with a new Morthren character, Sol. Ardix is badly wounded when the Scavengers trash the car and orders Sol to get them out of there before he dies. Ardix will spend most of the episode bundled up in a blue and green amniotic sac quilt recovering from his head wound, which is a shame because this plot would be perfect for him. Instead, Sol will be filling the role Ardix took last week. He’s fine, really good as a villain, but he’s just not weird enough for this show. Paul Bettis was a pretty prominent theater actor in Toronto, and though his TV and film resume doesn’t amount to much, I suspect that has more to do with time and place than anything else: he’d make a great “suave corporate”-type villain in a mid-80s adventure show a la The A-Team or Knight Rider. But he’s entirely too human for War of the Worlds: he never displays quite as much stiffness as the others, he’s too comfortable when he interacts with humans, and he’s even kind of charismatic.

What follows is an almost shot-for-shot recreation of the matching scene in “Doomsday”: Malzor complains and passive-aggressives at Mana. Mana passive-aggressively reminds him that he was the one who picked Earth to invade (which would imply the Morthren are fairly long-lived since these are, remember, the tail end of a fleet that first invaded in 1953), and suggests using humanity’s “weakness” to their advantage by manipulating the violent street gang into acting as their enforcers. Last week, Mana explained to the clueless Malzor that the Bible could be used as a “blueprint for human control,” and that they could redirect human faith to their advantage with fake miracles. This time, Sol tells him that the humans use music as a rallying point, and they could manipulate human violence to their own ends by manipulating the music. Last time, we had that great little eye-roll from Mana when Malzor failed to quite get it. This time, it’s a great scoff of disgust from Malzor at the idea of Punk Rock music. Impersonating a Suit from a Major Label, Sol discreetly abducts sequin-apron punk.

While Sol is off cloning him, Mana builds a device that can embed a signal into punk music. One neat thing in this scene: she uses a tool that’s basically a set of three-fingered tongs. If these are indeed meant to be same aliens as the 1953 movie, the manipulator is presumably based on the natural form of their hand, suggesting that in their human forms, they now require assistive technology to use their own equipment, which has some interesting implications for the nature of their technology: in her natural form, would Mana be doing this kind of work — detailed technical work of the sort a human would do with, say, a soldering iron or a screwdriver — with her bare hands? We’ve already seen that the alien weapons look like they grow out of their bodies. Perhaps all of their technology is normally extruded out of themselves.

In the interest of keeping the narrative together — War of the Worlds is not atypical of the period in the way it intercuts between two plot threads, though it’s perhaps a little ahead of the curve on keeping the scenes short and shifting focus a lot — I’ve focused on the Morthren side of the narrative so far. But while this has been going on, Blackwood and his team have been working through a plot of their own. Like the Morthren plot, it’s structured much like their plot in “Doomsday”. Instead of suffering from heat exhaustion, this week, Debi’s suffering from being a thirteen year old girl: she’s annoying everyone by listening to a recording of the Terminal Band. Everyone wants her to turn it down, but Kincaid takes it the worst, storming off for some “space” because having to share his underground hovel with people is really interfering with his hip, cool “lone wolf” lifestyle.

So for the second week in a row, Debi is the catalyst that prompts Kincaid to go off Lone Wolfing it up, and much like last week, he decides to visit a woman he’s got a nebulous backstory relationship with. This time, it’s Rose (or maybe Rosa. It’s hard to tell. Kincaid calls her “Rose,” but she’s listed in IMDB as “Rosa”, and I think that’s what her brother calls her. Either “Rose” is a pet name, or it’s down to Adrian Paul mumbling, because this is one of his Mumbly-Angsty-90s-Anti-Hero episodes), who is maybe an out-of-work mechanic, I’m not sure. The scene is pretty vague, with Kincaid acting all shy and coy like a socially awkward teenager, because Adrian Paul has not yet learned how to play a world-weary loner haunted by his past.

It’s hinted here, but only becomes clear much later, that Rose was Max’s girlfriend, which makes it seem like it ought to be way more awkward than they play it to have Little Johnny Kincaid flirt awkwardly with her while he plays with her laundry. In between flirting and Kincaid acting like a shy teenager afraid his voice is going to crack, Rose fills the audience in on how the Scavengers have been terrorizing the whole quadrant (It’s the future. Cities have quadrants now.), which is bad for business. Worse, she thinks her angry, disaffected teenage brother Larry might be hanging with them. We know her fear is justified since he was visible in the crowd shots back in the first scene, and also because he’s plastered Terminal Band posters all over their trailer. He turns up to be all angry and disaffected at Kincaid because he’s a delinquent and also because he feels abandoned by Max. He makes some threats that he could not possibly back up against a trained ex-special-forces mercenary (Admittedly, unless you’d actually seen Kincaid in an action scene, you’d probably assume he was kind of a wuss given how he acts) and storms off.

Then Kincaid bones his dead brother’s girlfriend. It’s a very natural progression as the scene plays out, a sort of, “Hey, you seem angsty and detatched and stressed out and insecure. We’ve been standing around flirting for ten minutes. Whaddya say we go do something comforting and unitive?” but given that he’s boning his dead brother’s girlfriend, you’d normally expect there to be a little more introspection here. You’d expect a little angst — not Kincaid’s usual mopey teen angst, but some more adult, “Am I betraying by dead brother by boning his girlfriend?” angst. The actual lovemaking is your typical delicious early ’90s cheese (Technically proto-’90s, since we’re still in ’89, but what have you) set to a synth pretending to be a saxophone, with lots of slow-motion shots of them rolling over while covered to the shoulder blades, lots of neck and shoulder kissing, a silly shot where she nibbles his cheek too hard and he recoils in pain, and the famous L-shaped bedsheet that covers her to the neck but him to the waist. It all looks very effortless and very romantic and more like an advanced form of slow dancing than anything that might involve an orgasm.

When his post-coital flight instinct kicks in, Kincaid offers to go check on Larry and scope out the club where the Scavengers hang out. Which means that for the third week in a row, the heroes just kind of luck into the Morthren plot. Showing a rare bit of foresight, it’s occurred to Malzor that one of the possible fail-states of Mana’s plan is that the Scavengers end up more violent than ever, but not under their control, which would leave them even worse off than they are already. So he’s ordered a pilot program. Sorta. The actual test changes so many of the parameters of the actual plan I’m not sure what they’re testing. Sol and the Ripper Clone return to the club and give a bunch of the band members these glowing insectoid dealies and tell them they’re basically super-hi-fi earphones, like a bluetooth headset out of eXistenZ. The ear-bugs deliver a weapons-grade dose of subliminal mind-whammy, such that Ripper can then turn them out on the streets as soulless killing machines. For reasons that will be acknowledged but never actually explained, they also get superpowers. Suzanne will later determine that the implants cause massive brain damage, but keep the victim alive and able to kill, even in spite of massive injuries. It’s an interesting sci-fi plot, but I’m not at all clear on why this would be a good test for their actual plan. As luck would have it, Kincaid is the first person the test subjects come across, and only barely manages to successfully murder these teenagers. Indeed, he has to shoot one of them in the chest twice just to incapacitate him. Sensing that something is Up, he brings the dying punk back home with him for Suzanne to examine.

Kincaid and Blackwood go off to check on Rose, leaving Debi to assist Suzanne.They find that Larry’s painted himself red and white, roughed up Rose, and run off to the big Terminal Rock concert and subsequent murderous rampage. Kincaid makes rather extravagant threats, but Rose insists that Larry’s a good kid who’s just fallen in with a rough crowd (Keep in mind, Larry isn’t being mind-controlled by the aliens yet. He will never be called to account for this. Grr.), and Kincaid agrees to go retrieve him before violence breaks out.

Hey, look! It’s our old friend Dylan Neal, young Johnny Power himself, as “Scavenger 1” (Not a bad Future Force callsign), the bouncer at the club. He comes down hard on Larry, questioning whether he’s got what it takes to really be a Scavenger. But he backs down (and even looks kinda worried, like he hadn’t expected him to take it that far) when Larry assures him that he’ll happily murder his own sister for the crime of not being a Scavenger.

Malzor is pissed that they’ve misplaced one of their victims, and wants to call the whole thing off. Mana throws it back in his face that she didn’t want to do the test in the first place, and besides, technically the test was a success since it turned the subjects into controllable killing machines, even if they did all end up dead. Still, Malzor’s worried about someone finding the missing ear-bug, so Mana turns the power up.

Debi is surprisingly chill about helping her mom. She shows the same sort of quietly shellshocked horror at the dying teenager as she did to obvious clone Stephen last time and the deaths of Ironhorse and Norton before that, but I get the impression she likes feeling useful. It’s sort of strange, but at this point, they haven’t really made it clear how much Debi knows about the aliens. I mean, this is a world where an alien invasion was world news forty years ago, but it seems from what Malzor has said that hardly anyone knows that the aliens have come back. Due to her age and the implied secrecy of General Wilson’s team, she probably would have been told some kind of cover story as of the pilot. If she’s found out since, it would have to be off-screen, which is dramatic weaksauce, given that four episodes in, we’ve never seen someone react to learning that there’s an alien invasion going on. But perhaps there’s a “These people we’re fighting are aliens,” moment coming later in the season for Debi. We’ll see. For that matter, I wonder what became of Debi’s father. I assume Suzanne is a widow; if she and Debi’s father were merely estranged, it stretches the imagination past the breaking point to propose that Suzanne would sooner take her daughter to hide in a sewer base while fighting aliens than to just send her off to live with her dad.

She’s out of the room fetching equipment when Mana remote-activates the implant. With the power turned all the way up, the punk recovers from his sucking chest wound and tries to garrotte Suzanne with a piece of plastic tubing. Debi returns while Suzanne is struggling and pulls the alien device from the punk’s ear, killing him.

At the club, Blackwood pulls a gun on Dylan Neal while Kincaid kicks another Scavenger bouncer in the junk, then incapacitates him with a weird Star Trek TOS-looking attack that involves gently karate-chopping both sides of his jaw at the same time. For no reason I can discern, Blackwood puts on a pair of sunglasses before they head in. No clue why; he just takes them off again a few seconds later. Inside, Ripper (who is now dressed like Kingpin from The Tribe) is singing, “We’ll take what’s ours / We’ll take what’s ours / Scavengers! / Take the streets / Take the streets / Scavengers!” and really whipping the Scavengers into such a fury you just know they’re going to go out there clinking beer bottles together and starting fights with the Gramercy Riffs. The embedded signal is supposed to be ramping up their violence, but they don’t actually seem noticeably more violent than they were back in the first scene, which is a bit of a problem with depicting the basic premise of “We’ll make violent, unruly delinquents be violent, unruly, and delinquent.”

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I have an intensely stupid confession to make. Back in 1989, when I found out that there was a weekly TV series starting up based on Alien Nation, I purposefully avoided it because I had the movie Alien Nation confused with They Live, which I hadn’t liked (I like it better now, though possibly not as much as the story it’s based on, “Eight O’clock in the Morning”).

I mean, actually, I hadn’t really liked Alien Nation either. The movie is basically Lethal Weapon crossed with Trancers (the first one, when it was trying to be a serious, gritty science fiction action film, not the rest of the franchise were they just went nuts with delicious Low-Budget Science Fiction Cheeze), and that’s not really my thing. But neither did Kenneth Johnson when Fox approached him to make the show. The thing about the movie is that, looking back on it as an adult, there isn’t really all that much reason for there to be aliens in it. It’s a movie about a white cop who has to set aside his bigotry when he’s partnered with a black alien cop in order to bring down an illegal drug smuggling operation and avenge his slain former partner (who, presumably, was two days from retirement). Yeah, sure the drug in question is an alien steroid and it makes addicts turn into The Incredible Hulk, and sure, the head of the drug ring dies by dissolving in seawater, and sure, the partner gets drunk on sour milk, but why bother? The first scene of the movie is basically District 13, but then it just turns into a buddy cop movie — there’s no serious exploration of what it means for humanity to make extraterrestrial contact at all, let alone in the form of three hundred thousand permanent refugees, and we learn basically nothing about the alien culture. It’s a technically proficient movie with good makeup and good acting and solid writing, but there’s just not enough of an idea behind it to justify its existence when there are already one 48 Hours, one Lethal Weapon, and two Beverly Hills Cops by this point.

Do you get the feeling that Buddy Cop Shows were hot right now? Cagney and Lacey had just ended its run in May of 1988, and Miami Vice would end its a year later. In the Heat of the Night premiered in ’88. I’ve already mentioned more than once that the first season of War of the Worlds feels at times like it’s trying to be a Buddy Cop Show about alien-hunting. Alien Nation would premier on Fox about a month before the second season started up. 1988 also gave us the Treat Williams/Joe Piscopo film Dead Heat, a buddy cop film with zombie cops, A year earlier, we had the Kyle MacLachlan buddy cops-but-one-of-them-is-an-alien film The Hidden. Dolph Lundgren would have a Buddy Cops vs Aliens film in 1990 with I Come in Peace.

It’s reductivist and misleading and probably insulting to pretend that the past is simply a failed draft of the present. But it’s equally true that the present didn’t just spring fully formed into existence one day out of nowhere. And more to the point, when we look back on a history full of failures — failed TV series, if you’re me, but, y’know, it’s a metaphor — we should recognize that a lot of the time, things don’t fail because the people involved were stupid or backward or ignorant. Rather, they were caught up in an impasse between the world they actually lived in, and the world that was coming into being. That tension basically ripped War of the Worlds in two. I like to say that the past is haunted by the future, mostly because I take a certain pleasure in contradicting Derrida. The past is full of things that don’t work because they don’t belong there. Captain Power failed because 1987 was not the right place to do that kind of show. War of the Worlds failed because 1988 was not the right place to do a protracted Cold War metaphor and 1989 was not the right place to do a protracted religious extremism metaphor. Here, at the tail end of the nexus, there’s a concerted drive to make the next big Buddy Cop Science Fiction Action Adventure. And it doesn’t work in 1989, because we all know what the next big Buddy Cop Science Fiction Action Adventure is going to be: 1992’s Mann and Machine.

No, wait,1993’s The X-Files. Sorry. Freudian slip. No idea where that came from.

So Johnson wasn’t especially into Alien Nation, but there was one scene he liked where alien cop Sam “George” Francisco is with his family. So he decided to retool the whole thing from Lethal Weapon with aliens into In The Heat of the Night with aliens, with the focus being less on buddy cop action, and more on how human and alien cultures interacted and influenced each other, particularly highlighting mutual distrust and the hollywood-friendly sort of racism that is explained away as the work of uninformed or malevolent individuals rather than systematic hegemony woven into the structure of society at all levels. Depending on who you ask, it kinda sounds like that was a big part of what Rockne S. O’Bannon was shooting for when he wrote the script to the movie, which makes plenty of sense given his resume (He’s the Farscape guy, in case you didn’t know), but I don’t see much of that in the finished product.

It’s cult science fiction television in the late ’80s, so of course the handling of racism is going to be primitive and hamfisted and built around simpleminded platitudes written by middle-class college-educated white guys who know approximately balls about being on the receiving end of social injustice that comes down too hard on the side of, “Oppressed populations should just be patient and trust the system to work this all out eventually, and above all, try not to freak out the white folks.” What do you expect? Science fiction has a long history of being about social commentary, yes, but it also has a long history of being awfully superficial about it, and also of being heavily skewed toward middle-class college-educated white guys who know approximately balls about being on the receiving side of social injustice. Like, every time Star Trek tried to be all deep and literary, they just took another swing at doing Moby-Dick (Did you know Moby-Dick is hyphenated? I didn’t) in space. Don’t get me wrong, Moby-Dick is a classic. But the fourth time you rip off a work of literature typically taught in middle school, people should stop calling you deep.

What’s memorable about Alien Nation isn’t the social commentary, but the level of detail that went into depicting the alienness of the aliens. We’re not all the way to Farscape levels here yet, but there’s definitely more thought gone into them than Star Trek‘s approach of “Pick an existing ethnic stereotype and glue gumball-machine toys to their nose.” The backstory to the series is that in 1988, a gigantic, crippled space ship landed on Earth, carrying a quarter-million alien refugees. These aliens, the Tenctonese (also called, depending on how racist you are, “Newcomers” or “Slags”) were a genetically manipulated slave race that had overthrown their masters. We never learn anything about these masters, since it wasn’t where the show wanted to go and also because the Tenctonese didn’t really know much about them either as they were a shadowy and distant sort of overlord, acting through intermediaries.

Once the Tenctonese work out that they can’t fix the ship, the US government, kind of unbelievably, naturalizes the lot of them and declares them US citizens with the full rights and responsibilities thereunto. They all go through immigration, where bored INS workers give them all stupid names like “Oliver Clothesoff” and “Sam Francisco” (“Passive-aggressively give the foreigners stupid names as a life-affecting joke” is possibly the most realistic thing about how the whole event is treated), and most of them move to Los Angeles, where, yeah, they face racism and bigotry, but not, say, rioting in the streets by armed religious extremists determined to exterminate the abominations from space or anything like that (There’s a cult right at the end of the series who tries to commit genocide using a bioweapon, but, again, we’re just talking about a small group of extremists, not, as happens to minority groups in the real world, serious elected officials suggesting we should round them all up and execute them, or at least give them a different and lesser set of de jure rights from straight white Christian male human people). It’s very much romanticized in the vein of the stories we like to tell ourselves about the struggle of late-19th century immigrants from Europe, because those stories have happy endings that don’t involve, “And a hundred and fifty years after they gained citizenship, you still had regular incidents of cops shooting their unarmed children in the streets and facing absolutely no legal consequences for it.”

Physically, the Tenctonese are fairly close to human in form, superficially. They’ve got slightly bulbous heads with spots instead of hair (the spots are also erogenous zones), which fade when they’re mentally incapacitated. They’ve got a third biological sex (nominally counted as male) that facilitates reproduction but doesn’t contribute genetic material. Salt is caustic to them, while arsenic is a condiment. They can’t eat cooked food. Sour milk is an intoxicant. They’re more susceptible to poisons due to their faster circulatory systems. Because they were genetically modified for manual labor in harsh conditions, they’re a bit stronger than humans on average, and, because TV sci-fi loves evolution but does not have a clue how it works, they can apparently evolve over the course of a generation or two to adapt to a new environment. Humans and Tenctonese can’t interbreed, but it’s implied that this might change a few decades down the road (A human-alien hybrid hoax is the plot of one of the post-series movies, and in one of the post-series novels, a Tenctonese woman is impregnated by a human, but the fetus is non-viable). Also, cross-species relations require special training to avoid severe injury. They’re sexually liberated — the worst judgment you’ll get out of them is that they think treating sex lightly is childish. Same-sex and inter-species marriages are accepted (Remember, this is the eighties. I would so love to see the dissenting opinion in Heywood Jablome v. California to hear how Alito tried to explain that a Newcomer marrying a human was totes different from Loving v. Virginia). Oh, and the menfolk carry the young for part of the gestation cycle, seahorse-style, mostly because we as a TV-viewing culture find the concept of a pregnant man hilarious. Relevant to a cop show, they have no fingerprints, their eyes change color when embarrassed, and their feet swell under stress.

But all that’s the sort of thing you see all the time in science fiction. In fact, I think at least half of them turned up in Star Trek Enterprise. What I think really set Alien Nation the series apart from most shows in the genre is the detail it puts into the alien culture. Yes, they have their own spoken language, which is, par for the course, pretty clearly English with all the words swapped one-for-one with an invented lexicon (Which, it turns out, is mostly mispronounced Russian with some clicks thrown in). They’ve also got a written language which is kind of neat because it’s cursive (a rarity for invented Sci-Fi writing systems) and kind of resembles an EKG. But most interestingly, they’re not a monoculture. They totally could have gotten away with them being one, what with the whole, “This is the first generation that hasn’t lived under an extremely oppressive regime stunting their societal evolution” thing. But the Tenctonese are a pretty varied culture. Many assimilate fully into human society, others don’t. They’ve got more than one religion — at least four big ones, near as I can tell, with smaller sects and cults. You’d normally expect that even if a writer did deign to give an alien race more than one religion, they’d be a pretty much random assortment of faiths, probably thinly veiled equivalents of the most popular Earth religions. And while there certainly are obvious parallels to Earth religions, what’s even more prominent is the sense that these religious traditions evolved together and informed each other. We’re told that the ancient Tenctonese were a matriarchal society, and while their modern society is at least as egalitarian as ours (probably a bit more), there are still artifacts of that preserved to varying degrees in their various religions. The oldest religion is a form of goddess worship, and strictly matriarchal; the newer but now more prominent Celinist faith practices a form of hero worship with a backstory vaguely similar to Christianity, and its traditions aren’t strictly matriarchal, but its clergy remains predominantly female. Some of the religions have some practices in common as well, like the dreamcatcher-like artifacts they place near their beds, and gift-giving traditions (Never give a Newcomer cut flowers, especially when they’re sick. They would prefer something that hasn’t been, y’know, murdered in the prime of its life). There are elements of their culture that reflect their history of slavery as well: they really dig clowns, what with professional entertainers not being something they ever had access to before. But they find slapstick distasteful, since Moe Howard slapping his brother for incompetence isn’t as funny to someone used to being brutalized for every failure. This being the first generation of Tenctonese in a long time that were able to choose their own mates, a lot of them have trouble adjusting to the freedom to date, and resort to dating services and taking “love potion” drugs.

You may by this point have noticed that I haven’t really talked about the show itself, or its characters or its plots or anything like that. Like I said, I didn’t watch it at the time. The show is set around 1995, when the Tenctonese aliens have integrated themselves into human society enough that they’re just starting, in limited numbers, to find their way into positions of wealth and influence (Though they still don’t have the vote for some reason, that not having just happened by default by virtue of them all having been naturalized as US citizens in the backstory). The majority of them, of course, are still living in ghettos and doing manual labor — a role for which their biology gives them certain advantages, and as you’d expect, creates tension with blue-collar human communities whose jrrbs they’ve taken. The human lead is Matthew Sikes. In the movie, he’s played by James Caan, but for the series, the role goes to Gary Graham, who you may know as Ambassador Soval, the Vulcan buzzkill from Star Trek Enterprise, or from his leading role in the 1990 stop-motion giant-robot mecha gladiator movie Robot Jox (A film notorious for the way that it just completely stops dead about three seconds after its climax). He’s your typical Archie Bunker-style good-hearted-bigot who starts out obnoxiously racist, but very quickly turns around and limits himself to microaggressions that the audience is supposed to find cute, but which in reality would get you a visit from HR. As you might expect given the genre, he eventually develops a comfortable rapport with his Tenctonese partner George, and they become close friends, in spite of the fact that even by the time the series ends, he still has a freak-out when George is promoted to a superior position, even as he gets romantically involved with his Tenctonese neighbor.

The other male lead of the series is Sam “George” Francisco, played by frequent-’90s-sci-fi-guest-star Eric Pierpoint, taking over for Mandy Patinkin. He’s a family man (Sikes is divorced, in accordance with cop show tradition, with an adult daughter), with a son and a daughter (He gives birth to a second daughter near the end of the season). His wife, Susan, is played by Michelle Scarabelli, which is why this article goes here, instead of closer in time to when the show began or ended its run.

Much like the movie, the individual episode plots tend to be straightforward police procedural stories with a sci-fi twist. But in contrast to the movie, in the series, these are backed up with a B-plot that focuses more on Tenctonese society and the process of integrating with contemporary American culture, with the two plots tending to converge at the end when some detail of the B-plot’s examination of Tenctonese culture proves the key to unraveling the crime George and Sikes are investigating. Also, compared to the movie, the crimes tend to be a bit more “alien”: rather than simply chasing alien drug dealers or alien murderers or alien bank robbers, George and Sikes go after humans murdering Newcomers to sell their blood or organs on the black market, or serial killers who reenact Tenctonese mythology, or try to prevent an escaped Overseer from signaling the former slave-masters in space. Even when they do have a straightforward murder plot or a straightforward drug ring plot, there’s a greater emphasis on the particulars of Tenctonese culture and Tenctonese-human racial tensions that are at work. There’s also a recurring villain in the form of the “Purists”, human anti-alien extremists who, by the end of the series, release a biological weapon that threatens to exterminate the Tenctonese.

What I said before about shows that failed because they happened at the wrong time is particularly true for Alien Nation. The show had a loyal fanbase and wasn’t a failure by any of the usual metrics, in fact, it was one of the few shows FOX had that year which actually made them money. The 1989-1990 season wasn’t a financially successful year for the fledgling network. This was the year that introduced the network’s powerhouses: Married… With Children, The Simpsons, and COPS, but it would take another year or so for those to start really bringing in the money. FOX decided to go all-in, and canceled all of their dramatic series: 21 Jump Street and its spin-off Booker were out (Jump Street would survive one additional year in first-run syndication), along with an adaptation of SE Hinton’s The Outsiders and Alien Nation. The 1990-1991 season would see FOX fill out its lineup with sitcoms, sketch comedy and documentary-style true crime shows. Beverly Hills 90210 would be the only drama to air on FOX until the network added a Tuesday night lineup in the fall of 1992, and it would be another year before any of them were actually successful.

By 1994, management had changed at FOX. The network had gained proper respectability with a major network realignment and picking up Monday Night Football. The X-Files was heading into its second season, and though The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. hadn’t survived, they still had faith in this whole Science Fiction Action Adventure thing, so their lead-in to The X-Files would be the new superhero show M.A.N.T.I.S. (which, coincidentally, featured Gary Graham in a supporting role), and, caving to fan demand, the scripted second season opener for Alien Nation was retooled into a TV movie, Alien Nation: Dark Horizon, a direct continuation of the first season cliffhanger. Four more Alien Nation TV movies would air between 1995 and 1997, and FOX would keep on trying to make a go of prime time science-fiction action-adventure well into the next decade despite the fact that only The X-Files managed to last longer than a season (Dark Angel managed two, but this could not possibly have been on any merits other than Jessica Alba).

In addition to the movies, Pocket Books published an Alien Nation series of eight novels plus a novelization of the movie. The series was written by pretty much exactly the people you’d expect for this sort of thing: Peter David, Alan Dean Foster, KW Jeter, LA Graf (A pseudonym for the writing team of Julia Ecklar and Karen Rose Cercone), and Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stevens. If you’re like me, those names will be pretty familiar from Pocket’s Star Trek novels of the ’80s and ’90s. Three of the books were based on unproduced second-season scripts, two of which were later adapted into the first two TV movies, though the books and the movies diverge considerably. Malibu Comics also produced six mini-series and a one-shot based on the series.

In 2009, SyFy announced its intention to completely ignore the trends of the past decade and reboot Alien Nation as a dark-n-gritty cop drama more in line with the tone of the movie, with Tim Minear writing, but by 2014, the channel had remembered that it was run by a bunch of morons who actually kinda hate science fiction, and development was halted in favor of more reality shows about ghost hunting and professional wrestling.

And that would be the end of the story if I were faster about writing this blog. But back at the end of March, FOX announced that, due to their love of sweet, sweet feature film franchise dollars, they were going to work on a feature film reboot of the franchise, starting with a film based around the initial arrival of the aliens. Which, honestly, I think is a dumb idea. The interesting thing about Alien Nation was always that it told the story of aliens integrating with human society; the story of their arrival is more interesting as background than as the story itself. But they’re shooting for a multi-film franchise, since that’s where the money is, and you always need to start a franchise with an origin story, because the audience might be confused if they don’t actually get to see this version of Peter Parker get bitten by a radioactive bat after his space pod crashes in Kansas following the destruction of his planet from super-soldier serum when his parents were killed by a mugger.

There’s something to the concept of Alien Nation that seems determined to keep coming back. Why now? Well, if I’m being cynical, perhaps it’s a matter of people being really eager for a narrative where we’ve got a minority underclass made up of former slaves and their descendants, but it’s not the majority’s fault, so they can safely pat themselves on the back for deigning to extend them any sort of civil rights at all. Which of course leaves us with the question: why would they go back to the origin story now when surely this would be the perfect time to do a story about a good and noble Human Cop who singlehandedly roots out the FEW BAD APPLES WHO TOTALLY ARE NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF MOST COPS who’s brutal toward Newcomers and shoots an unarmed child?

It sounds like FOX may have missed the point, but I bet the second movie will be really good.

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• Alien Nation the feature film, TV series, and the TV movies are available on DVD from Amazon.

“Don’t be scared. This won’t hurt you.”

It is October 24, 1988. Since last time, Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos were indicted on racketeering charges, Roxette released “Look Sharp” (aka “The one with almost all the Roxette songs you can remember, except maybe “Fading Like a Flower” and “Joyride”), and the World Series ended in game 5, Los Angeles beating Oakland 5-2. Kraft rejects Philip Morris’s hostile takeover bid, promising to borrow a bunch of money and fire a bunch of employees instead. Whether or not this will happen depends on how much Phillip Morris wants Kraft and how deep their pockets are (Spoiler alert: very).

In Supreme Court news, Sandra Day O’Connor is reportedly doing well after breast cancer surgery, and the Senate has just rejected Robert Bork’s nomination. The Bork nomination process, incidentally, led to the Video Privacy Protection Act, which guarantees a legal right privacy for your video rental history. Bork’s (rather banal) rental history was leaked to the press, which had no real effect on his nomination (Dude had illegally fired the Watergate Special Prosecutor in exchange for the promise of a SCOTUS nomination under Nixon. He wasn’t about to be undone by his love of the Marx Brothers), but did provide the media with some amusing irony, since one of the major criticisms of Bork was his rejection of a constitutional right to privacy (Then, as now, code for, “I will totally vote to uphold laws restricting abortion.” (What this has to do with privacy is not well understood by laymen and too long to go into here beyond saying that for everything except abortion, most everyone agrees that the state isn’t allowed to go looking into what medical procedures you’ve had done or why)). All that said, the more I learn about Bork’s judicial views — he was an influential anti-trust scholar, believed the second amendment was about state-sponsored militias rather than unrestricted private ownership, advocated a congressional “override” for SCOTUS and agreed with Brown v. Board of Education despite his criticism of the Warren court — the more I think I’d rather have two of him on the Supreme Court than one of Scalia. Which I know is damning with faint praise, but I’d totally have made that his motto, “Bork: He’s better than Scalia.”

Phil Collins’s groovy love still holds the top spot on the charts. Also, there are two different songs called “Don’t Be Cruel” on the top ten, one by Cheap Trick and one by Bobby Brown. Only one of them is a cover of the Elvis song. Kylie Minogue closes out the top ten with “The Loco-Motion”, which will eventually top out at #3. Without a Clue and Mystic Pizza are newly out in theaters.

On the far side of the pond, Doctor Who has just finished up Remembrance of the Daleks. At home, still no Star Trek, and Friday the 13th The Series is off this week. Due to the writer’s strike, a desperate ABC raided their vaults and turned up a fifteen-year-old stockpile of Mission: Impossible scripts and filmed them, the first episode premiering over the weekend. I have a handful of dim but fond memories of the 1988 Mission: Impossible, which, if I’m being honest, I think was probably better written than the original. Namely, in its plot twists, which, in the revived series, existed, rather than the original series’s narratively strange habit of having them explain their plan in the first scene, and then spend the rest of the episode pulling it off without a hitch. Things that stick out in my mind include the replacement of the original series’s iconic exploding reel-to-reel tape recorder with an exploding tiny-little-optical-disc-player (The player was tiny, and the disc was tiny. Like a little tiny CD the size of a half-dollar), an episode where they use a pocket-sized large-format printer to print a fake wall to hide behind, and my utterly mistaken notion that Phil Morris and Michael Dorn were the same guy, based on the fact that they had kinda similar voices and I hadn’t yet seen Michael Dorn out of makeup. The Wonderful World of Disney shows The Goonies, which even today is one of the best kids’ adventure films ever (I am really struck, now, though, by the pacing. You’re 2/3 of the way in before any of the cool pirate cave stuff you remember from your childhood happens). MacGyver‘s a repeat, ALF shows a new two-parter in its entirety. Tomorrow, NBC’s showing a Geraldo Rivera special on Satanism, which says pretty much what you’d expect: satanists are taking over America, sacrificing babies by the thousands, and it’s all the fault of Ozzy Osbourne. Rivera uncritically treated various Satanic Panic (What’s your mechanic?) experts (most of whom were later exposed as frauds) as primary sources, repeatedly warned audiences that the documentary was not suitable for children, and suggested cigarette-style warning labels for music with satanic content. CBS shows a rerun of the Garfield Halloween special (the one where, for all the world, it sounds like at one point Garfield shouts “Fuck it!” G’head, listen).

But we’re here to talk about War of the Worlds. And it’s kind of one step forward, two steps back from last week. It feels a lot closer to “The Resurrection” and “The Walls of Jericho” than “Thy Kingdom Come”: they’re back to trying too hard on the humor, everyone’s performance is weirdly stilted, and the plot is merely ridiculous, rather than surreal. They do revisit some of the character points from the first episode that haven’t come up recently… but, y’know, it’s a lot of the “Everyone is quirky and unlikable” stuff I complained about before. All the same, they do seem to be settling down on a format and the technical aspects of showmaking, and the pacing is pretty good.

Like the two previous episodes, the alien plot this week is still based around the aliens shoring up their resources and digging in before they start actively trying to take out mankind. This week’s plan is sort of loosely modeled off of cold war “sleeper cell” paranoia, probably something that was put in the writers’ heads by the film Little Nikita from earlier this year. The aliens repopulate an abandoned town with their own, in order to train aliens to infiltrate human communities.

As per usual, we’re also going to feature a guest star who’s a pretty good actor you hope will become a recurring character, and won’t. This time, it’s Michelle Scarabelli as Elyse Conway, TV news reporter. Sci-Fi Universe once named Michelle Scarabelli among its “25 Most Intriguing Women in Science Fiction”. After getting her start as an uncredited extra in the 1980 slasher film Prom Night, she has a regular gig for one season of Airwolf, and a recurring role on Dallas. She also played Data’s girlfriend in an episode of Star Trek the Next Generation, which gives me an excuse to link to Vaka Rangi for the first time in weeks, and you should go read it right now because it is very apropos of where this essay is going in about three paragraphs. To most geeky people, she’s best known for playing Susan Francisco on Alien Nation. But I didn’t watch Alien Nation, so the main thing I remember her from is three of the five games in The Journeyman Project trilogy (They remade the first game twice. She’s in the second remake and the two sequels) as Michelle Viscard, the primary antagonist of the second game and an ally in the third (I have no idea what her role is in Pegasus Prime, as it only runs on MacOS 8 and the Japanese Playstation. But it looks really cool). Fiction, of course, has a long history of journalists sucking. Cameron Williams, Rory Gillmore, Sarah Jane Smith, Ford Prefect, Sabrina Spellman, Rita Skeeter, Spider Jerusalem. Either they’re terrible human beings, or they’re terrible journalists, or both. Your only choice for a fictional journalist (teen journalists excluded. They can be pretty okay) is for them to either be more interested in covering up the truth than reporting it for bullshit reasons like “The world is not ready to know about aliens,” or else they’re self-serving opportunists who endanger sources, ruin police investigations or cause a public panic by reporting about aliens when the world isn’t ready to know about them because they don’t actually care about journalistic responsibility, they just want the fame and credit.

Conway is crouched with her cameraman outside a loading dock filming a special report on “Hot Stuff”, radioactive waste being shipped by commercial trucks to secure storage facilities. If she can sell the idea that this is very scary and dangerous, it might just land her a network gig. So she’ll be the second kind then, for all the difference it makes (Not much, really. Her plot thread doesn’t go anywhere). Her investigation leads her to a truck stop, where she’s incredibly unsubtle about interviewing a couple of truck drivers, but still manages to witness (and more importantly, film) what is either an alien making sweet love to a truck driver, or possibly an alien possession.

Intercut with all of this, we learn that the aliens plan to take advantage of the cavalier attitude humanity has toward radioactive waste (SHAME ON YOU, DEAR AUDIENCE) to steal some so they can set up a radioactive town for alien orientation. A possessed Department of Transportation employee engages in some light banter with her coworker, trying to get him to release the radioactive waste shipping schedules a day early. If this were a video review, I’d probably do a bit here where I pretend to not recognize the series of voice impressions the coworker does. Instead, I’ll just say that his Blaxploitation Hero Voice is way more racist than they intended it to be, but his Cary Grant wasn’t really so bad that he deserved to get his eyes punched out by an alien for it.

Back at the cottage, the writers have decided that the character trait from the pilot that they should really revisit for Suzanne is that she’s shrewish and uptight, because women, amirite? She goes full-on Mama Bear Berenstain and bitches Harrison out for his lackadaisical approach to his work — he’s promised her some unspecified analysis results and she’s tired of waiting. The punch-line of course will be that he’s just waiting for them to print, and lets her have her little rant to chasten her for not just asking politely. She also has a go at Norton for keeping her up all night with his “pacing”.

If this is all meant — and I think it is — to be familial bickering to indicate how close they’ve gotten to each other as a team, they missed the mark. Remember, last week, Suzanne was dismissive of a mentally ill woman, and now she’s yelling at a wheelchair user for “pacing”. Either they have way more faith in Lynda Mason Green’s likeability to salvage the character, or they are bound and determined to make us think Suzanne’s a total bitch. Her saving grace is that Norton (predictably given his character, and understandably given her attack) teams up with Harrison and the two of them very obviously revel in winding her up.

The good news is that they’re going to put this to bed in a little bit. A few scenes from now, this little confrontation will start to play out again. Harrison, while standing on his head, will imply Suzanne’s uptight (and should stand on her head to realign her internal organs), and Suzanne will take issue with Harrison’s leadership skills. It’s actually a very good (if stilted) scene for walking back the whole nasty “Suzanne’s an uptight bitch” business, because she just comes right out and directly explains why she’s upset. Suzanne: Your apparent indifference to my work makes me feel like I’m not sure why I’m here.[br]Harrison: Suzanne, you’re an integral part of what’s happening here, and the last thing I want is to make you unhappy. Now, you are used to being part of a research team, working together, everybody interfacing. I come from a different tradition. My model is the scientist who goes three weeks without sleeping to solve a certain problem. It’s a solitary process, I can’t do anything about it. Unfortunately, it does affect how I relate to your work, and for that I’m sorry. Harrison will genuinely apologize for upsetting her, and he’ll offer an explanation without invalidating her feelings — that experimental sciences like hers rely on coordinated teamwork, while theoretical ones like his tend toward a more monastic approach, and both approaches are valid for their respective disciplines, and both are necessary, and he’s really very sorry that it makes things harder for her and he’ll try to do better. I’m hoping this is a turning point in their relationship. (Would it be better for Suzanne to be the one who knows this and not need it explained to her by a man? Probably. On the other hand, Harrison is the one who needs to justify himself here, not her.)

But that’s yet to come. Ironhorse interrupts the gang before violence breaks out and summons them down to the lab to watch a video of the aforementioned eyeless shitty voice actor. Harrison instantly identifies it as the work of aliens, “Based on experience. And my gut.”  Ironhorse (all together now) is skeptical. I think. He gets a faraway look like he’s Phoebe Cates about to tell the story of how her dad got stuck in the chimney on Christmas Eve and rambles about Vietnam and not knowing who you can trust and who’s the enemy. I can’t for the life of me tell if he’s trying to suggest that the missing DOT employee might just be a human who went postal or if he’s talking about Harrison, warning about the danger of seeing enemies even where they weren’t any. That second one is a more interesting interpretation, suggesting that Harrison’s zeal might lead him to make false accusations, except for the fact that the audience already knows Harrison is right. And, in fact, Harrison is pretty much always going to be right. There’s exactly one case in this show of someone being falsely assumed an alien, and it’s not Harrison who does it. Now that I think of it, this series would be a lot stronger if there were an episode where the team investigates something horrific that turns out to have an entirely human explanation — War of the Worlds doing a take on Torchwood‘s “Countrycide” (or that episode of Supernatural Leah was watching last night that is basically the same plot as Torchwood‘s “Countrycide”).

Norton has programmed the supercomputer to search all forms of media for certain key words, a concept which is so fractally “A supercomputer is basically a crystal ball” wrong that being gobsmacked by it nearly kept me from noticing the punch-line. It wakes them up in the night because it’s intercepted Elyse Conway’s transmission of the trucker possession back to the studio, and she’s used one of its trigger words: “bizarre”.

“Bizarre”.  “Bizarre” is one of the trigger words that Norton’s supercomputer alerts on. Every time anyone in the country says the word “bizarre” in any broadcast, print or electronic medium (And I’ll be nice and ignore how utterly ridiculous it is to suppose that a supercomputer in 1989 could actually do this), Norton is alerted in the middle of the night. Ironhorse is (all together now) skeptical, but at a word from Harrison, Norton enhances the image to clearly show the shadow of an alien hand. I’ll note here that it’s October, 1988, eight weeks to the day before MacGyver airs “Collision Course”, often credited (Erroneously; Columbo did it back in ’75) as the first appearance of the modern form of the Magic CSI-style Video Enhance Button in TV, though Norton spares us any technobabble about creating a bitmap or increasing the Z-axis (In a strange and merciful choice, there is hardly ever any technobabble about Norton and his computer. Indeed, it’s rare for anyone but Suzanne to go into technical exposition).

After a brainstorming session about how to get a copy of the video without making the reporter suspicious, Harrison comes up with the brilliant plan to show up outside the house of a pair of elderly yokels who Elyse is interviewing about their lottery win (because War of the Worlds can’t go more than an episode and a half without a pointless scene with some yokels. They plan to buy thousands of cats with their winnings) with Ironhorse pretending to be from a DOD documentary project looking to hire her, and does she happen to have any samples of hard-hitting investigative reporting ready to hand? This plan goes exactly as well as you’d expect, and the Awesome Van has barely pulled away before she’s making plans with her cameraman to get the station’s news chopper out looking for the trucks in her video.

Continue reading Thesis: A Multitude of Idols (War of the Worlds 1×04)

It is some time between Saturday, October 14 and Monday, October 16, 1989. On Friday, the junk bond market collapsed, causing the Dow to drop 190 points. Walter Sisulu is freed from prison in South Africa. East German leader Erich Honecker’s health declines due to a debilitating gallstone, and he’ll resign by Wednesday. One of the hardliners in the Eastern Bloc that opposed the perestroika reforms being pushed by the Soviet Union, his resignation would remove one of the last major impediments to the collapse of the GDR.

Friday, the Oakland Athletics beat the San Francisco Giants 5-0 in the first game of the Battle of the Bay, the first cross-town series since the Dogers left New York back in the fifties. Saturday, they win again, 5-1. Game three, scheduled for Tuesday, will be postponed due to the magnitude 6.9 Lomo Prieta earthquake. The first large earthquake from that part of the San Andreas fault in the better part of a century, it re-popularized the mass-media idea of California falling into the ocean. It would be remembered in pop culture by a Very Special Episode of Full House later that year, then in the years to come by two TV movies (After the Shock and Miracle on Interstate 880), and would go on to be referenced into the 21st century, in the 2004 video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, a 2005 episode of Medium, a 2007 episode of Journeyman and a 2008 episode of Fringe.

Not much change in the Billboard Hot 100 this week. Miss Jackson and Madonna retain their positions. The newcomers to the top 10 are Tears for Fears with “Sowing the Seeds of Love”, better known as “The Tears for Fears song that is neither ‘Shout’ nor ‘Everybody Wants to Rule the World’,” and Roxette with “Listen To Your Heart”.

Mixed in among the new episodes airing on all the channels over the weekend is a new episode of Baywatch on NBC, and two TV movies. The first is An Eight is Enough Wedding, the second reunion movie for the late ’70s Dick van Patten series. The second is Roxanne, the Prize Pulitzer, a biopic about a wealthy socialite whose divorce some years earlier had made headlines due to tales of sex and drugs so lurid and kinky she’d gotten on the cover of Playboy back before mom made dad cancel his subscription.

For nerds who are not interested in “The Sports”, Star Trek the Next Generation airs, “Who Watches the Watchers”, which I think is a popular episode. It’s the one where Picard saves a guy from a primitive culture and accidentally gets himself proclaimed a god. It’s also a Prime Directive episode, which kind of means it sucks by default, and its view of cultural anthropology is complete bullshit, as you can learn by reading, as usual, Vaka Rangi. But it does happen to be set right next to that mountain where Kirk fought the Gorn, Bill and Ted fought their evil robot duplicates, and the Power Rangers first met the Putty Patrol, so that might ignite your fanboy-squee enough to ignore the bullshit.

Friday the 13th The Series this week is “Stick it in your Ear”. Murder-powered mind-reading hearing aid. I’m a just let that sit there for a bit. I promise, the show is indeed quite scary if you watch it, no matter how much the capsule summaries sound like they were transcribed from balled-up cocktail napkins in Stephen King’s wastepaper basket. If that’s too weird for you, you could try flying over to England to catch the last episode of the Doctor Who serial Ghost Light, which will be airing on Wednesday.

At some other point in the weekend, War of the Worlds airs its third episode, “Doomsday”, in which the Morthren attempt to dominate humanity using religion, by turning a charismatic preacher to their cause. Wait, hold on. I must have turned to the wrong page. Aw crap.

Remember “No Direction Home”? Well the writers didn’t. Actually, that’s being too hard on them. “Doomsday” and “No Direction Home” have fairly different plots. They just happen to both be built around the setup of the Morthren cloning a man of the cloth in order to take advantage of his flock. What it feels like is that Frank Mancuso got his writers together in a room, and handed out a brief to do a story about the aliens trying to infiltrate a church, and didn’t notice until too late that he’d accidentally assigned it to two different writers. Or perhaps “No Direction Home” originally had a B-plot that was cut for time and got expanded into its own episode.

I have a strong gut-level negative reaction to them just doing the same setup twice in a row, but in spite of that, it’s hard for me to be too upset about it, because “Doomsday” kinda feels like the answer to a lot of the complaints I had about “No Direction Home”: we actually see the aliens doing specific things to advance their plans with a specific goal in mind. Our heroes save the day in very mundane and straightforward ways, none of this, “Grab on to this alien testicle thing and think happy thoughts” stuff.

And besides, there’s more going on than just the church stuff. There’s a sort of framing plot to this episode. The unnamed city where the Blackwood gang and the aliens are living (Lucky break the Morthren didn’t just land in Kansas where there’s no one around to fight them) is caught in the grip of a drought and heat wave. As the first scene reveals, the city’s reservoirs are drained, and something is preventing them from accessing the emergency supply. In case we’ve forgotten that this is a dystopia with a useless and corrupt government, the first scene reveals the state of affairs to us via a local official who takes off his suitcoat and hides his parcel-gilt water glass in a show of faux populism before giving an interview about how they’ll have the situation resolved in no time.

At their base, the aliens mock humans for their foolish decision to base their biology on water instead of something whose supply can’t be endangered, like K-Y Jelly, but it’s proving inconvenient for them as well, as Mana’s experimental subjects and the originals for their current batch of clones are in serious danger of expiring. Malzor authorizes Ardix to have them all moved to the pumping station they’ve taken over, where the humidity and temperature will remain livable and they will be convenient later when the plot requires Blackwood and Kincaid to find them.

Mana’s been reading the bible, and there’s no indication that this is directly following on from last week — it’s not the same physical bible, there’s no reference to Father Tim, and Malzor has apparently not heard of this before. Unlike Ardix’s description of the bible last time as “A mad confusion of myth and contradiction,” Mana reads it as a “Blueprint for human control.”

Malzor is already working an angle based on exploiting the drought. It might be implied that they’re somehow causing the drought, but this is unclear. What is clear is that they’re behind the difficulty the city is having accessing their emergency water supply: they’ve grown themselves a veiny green amniotic sac across what I assume is a hallway-sized water main, with soldiers stationed to kill any city employees who threaten to pop it. Mana suggests that humans will “call out to their invisible God,” in the face of the hardship imposed by drought, and that if they were to “answer” that call, it would give them control over humanity.

When Debi collapses from heat and dehydration in the bunker, Kincaid takes to the streets to find water, despite Blackwood’s warnings that they’ve gone full-on Mad Max out there and are killing each other in the streets for water. Kincaid interrupts the hijacking of a truck full of water bottles, and in gratitude for resolving it peacefully, he’s given two gallons.

Before heading back to tend to the sick child at his place, he stops off to give the spare water jug to a local church run by Reverend Thomas and his wife Grace (Kurt and Diana Reis), who seems to be an old flame of Kincaid’s. The make some allusions to some difficult time in Kincaid’s past she helped him through, but don’t give the details.

Ardix has visited the church as well, and reports to Mana and Malzor that Reverend Thomas is, “a man of faith.” Malzor agrees that, by providing them with water in their time of desperation, his congregation can be brought under their control. Mana suggests that they should perform a miracle. I know I’ve complained before about this role being a terrible misuse of Catherine Disher. But I’ll give them this: when Malzor scoffs at the concept of miracles, Mana is forced to explain that she’s actually talking about faking a miracle. And her expression as she does this conveys the usual Morthren smugness, but there’s just a hint in there of, “I can not believe this moron is my boss.”

Between the heat and an infestation of rats that makes Kincaid hilariously freak out, the Blackwood gang decides to relocate to Reverend Thomas’s church for a while. Resultantly, they’re on-hand to witness when, thanks to a green eyeball-shaped thing Ardix has in his lap, the church’s font suddenly fills up and overflows during a sermon.

I note that neither Ardix nor the heroes recognize each other. It’s not completely unbelievable, as everyone’s attention is elsewhere. But Ardix was there last episode during the business with the engram, and saw Blackwood and Suzanne’s images appear on the viewing membrane. There’s no point in this episode where the aliens mention Blackwood or there being any kind of organized resistance, and in most of these episodes, there’s no indication whatever that the aliens are actively aware of Blackwood and his team. In fact, one of the closest approaches this show is going to have to a plot arc will come near the end of the season and revolve around the Morthren discovering the identities of Blackwood, Kincaid and Suzanne.

Everyone in the church forms a bucket brigade to distribute water, except for Blackwood and Suzanne, who decide to sneak into the basement and check out the church’s plumbing. They find the pipes warm and empty, but a single sinuous tentacle of sorts grows up the wall toward the font. When Blackwood cuts off a bit for Suzanne to study, the vine leaks water. This scene, and one a bit later where she analyzes the cuttings, are the first time in the series we’ve been given an indication of what kind of scientist Suzanne is, and indeed what her role is on the team in general. Presumably, she’s a chemist, as she’s able to determine that the water from the tentacle contains chlorine and fluoride by looking at it under a microscope. Or possibly she’s an oracle, because my dad assures me that you can’t detect chlorine and fluoride that way. This is enough for Blackwood to figure out that half of the plot, and he concludes that the aliens have blocked off the city’s water supply.

As they set out to find the blockage, the Morthren are setting up their next few miracles, to which end they’ve kidnapped Reverend Thomas and Grace’s son Stephen for cloning. At the church, Reverend Thomas is increasingly uncomfortable with the following he’s quickly acquired. He gets even more worried when a woman begs him to use his miraculous powers to cure her from a severe disfigurement of her hand, probably from RA. Despite his protests that he’s just a dude with a font, and does not have healing powers, she’s cured. This is, of course, because the pasty woman is Bayda, another minor Morthren, probably of similar rank to Ardix. Her role, with very few exceptions, is to do pretty much the same thing they’d have Ardix do when they need more than one thing done at the same time. She’s fine, though she lacks the distinctiveness of Julian Richings. The best thing I can say about her is that if you put her and Ardix next to each other, it kinda looks like an alien version of Grant Wood’s “American Gothic”.

Ardix, in the audience stands up and declares it a miracle. One thing I really like about the way this episode is done is that Reverend Thomas doesn’t ever buy in to his own hype. He’s troubled by it; he doesn’t understand, nor does he ever try to initiate a “miracle” on his own. Which is cool, because in a show that makes such a concerted effort to be all proto-nineties grimdark, you’d expect Thomas to get all full of himself and abuse his powers in a self-aggrandizing way so that we’d feel good about him getting his comeuppance. Instead, he remains humble and unsure. Even as his faith tells him that the events he’s witnessing are possible, rather than taking as proof of favored status, he instead can’t quite process that he personally might be worthy. More than that, he’s scared of what he might be becoming. And yet, even this plays right into the hands of the Morthren.

While Reverend Thomas was healing the sick, Kincaid was out looking for the wayward Stephen, and he’s found him. Or rather, he’s found the clone. Or rather, he’s found the dead clone, since it turns out that clones have an off-switch. Grace is driven to despair, lashing out at God, Kincaid, Thomas, and anyone else who’ll listen, and there’s short, wordless scene where Debi tries to comfort Kincaid that’s very nice. Reverend Thomas performs a service for his dead son, and just as he gets to the bit from John 11 about the raising of Lazarus, Ardix and Bayda switch the clone back on.

Continue reading Antithesis: Doomsday (War of the Worlds 2×03)