Category: Inappropriate Thoughts

You can tell this photo is from my backlog by the way that the photo clearly shows a Moscow winter.

Insert Obligatory George Allen Joke Here

I hear that happened to Moses once.

This news from Sony, already famous for creating the Camcorder NightShot feature, best known for the fact that under the right lighting conditions, it can show you your subject’s nipples.

Pervs.

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Because this one is so cheap, I’ll give you a double-dose.
First, I just really like how it appears in this news snippet that Bush’s reaction to Congress growing some ethics is the pouty-face look.

I think Google News must have some sort of clever algorithm for deciding which President Bush Expression to assocate with each article, because this one threw up the same image:

Someone needs to tell President Bush that there aren’t 20,000 billion people in the army. Or, indeed, anywhere.

Don’t cry Condi: There’s still North Korea.
Actually, I don’t think her sad expression is the fault of finding out that the middle east doesn’t enjoy endless and senseless war. I think it’s something simpler:
I think she went momentarily dyslexic and thinks the headline was “Peace: Whole of mideast wants Rice”

This is one of three things the Democrats are skeptical of: Secondly, they’re skeptical that he had an old Iraq plan. And thirdly, they are skeptical that President Bush’s “pouty face” routine is really sincere.

Once again, the US Border Patrol proves itself invaluable in the fight against the zombie apocalypse.

Today’s IT will be a fairly lame South Park Reference. Sorry. Been busy

Their first tragedy was, of course, the tragic death of Chef.

Police are still seeking the alleged culprit in the case, described as wearing a black cape and top hat, twirling a handlebar moustache