Category: Inappropriate Thoughts

I have it on good authority that the last one, how can I say this, blew. So here’s a free replacement

Police are seeking Ralph Kramden for questioning in the affair.

In other news, the losing party candidate actually lost the election.

I don’t think airport security will let you in if your companion tries to use one of those as a ticket.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you odd…

In a thousand years, our descendants will all take a break from eating food pills and flying in jetpacks to observe a moment of silence in memory of those who died in the great porn war.
Also…
Based on that picture, I assume the key point of contention is: Do we really need high definition to appreciate grainy, low-quality, camcorder-filmed amateur porn? Yes. Yes we do.

1989, apparently.
(PS: I actually thought The Wizard was pretty cool.)

You’d think they wouldn’t care, but they do.

Oi mate; I think you should lay off the beans.

I believe the follow-up to Vienna, tentatively titled “Windows Nukem Forever”, is officially scheduled to be released “When it’s done.” Or whenever.

There are more things wrong with this headline than I can comfortably quip about.