Category: Inappropriate Thoughts

He’s a group of 553 mostly white guys with a penchant for sexual indiscretions. She’s a haven for angsty teenagers, garish backgrounds, and indie bands. They fight crime!

Found this in my pile of funny Google News Pictures. Little known fact: before getting into politics, Sarkozy used to do modeling for educational publications. I believe this was actually the picture from my French 1 textbook to illustrate the concept of “Zut allors!”

That or “And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your dog.*”
*Et je m’en serais tiré si ce n’est pour l’ingérence de vous les enfants et votre chien. More or less.

Isn’t it a hair redundant to clarify that the “Age Champ”‘s title was revoked due to death? How many other ways are there to lose ones claim to be the “oldest living person”?

How many pixels is too many? This many pixels is too many.
If you don’t get today’s joke, please read this, and then do not google what it’s about. wikipedia

I’d totally not be TSA-Man

1. I totally read this headline as describing the strange case of creationists trying to prove that the dead body had not arisen through natural processes.
2. I don’t care if you’re dead, sir. We still need you to take off your shoes and provide two forms of identification.

Trivia Question: In this picture, is the president sad because (a) The public has cottoned on to the fact that Global Warming may indeed actually exist, (b) The recent school board decisions in Florida that schools don’t have to teach the “scientific controversy” over evolution because there actually is no scientific controversy over it, (c) Someone just explained that “stunning” does not mean “very pretty” in this context, or (d) because he heard the name “Welch” and thought there would be delicious grape jelly?

IT 111 has been pulled for not being funny.

According to their president, Iran does not have any homosexuals. They do, however, have a sizeable population of Drag Queens, each one of them prepared to start a prissy little slap-fight with any bitch that gives them shit.

Clipped from a flash ad that ran some time ago on Bank of America’s homepage…

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a six inch heel stamping on mortgage rates – forever.

You know, it has oft been noted that the Swiss Army Knife, while incredibly handy, contains tools oriented more toward, say, a boy scout than to a soldier in the field. A number of reasons have been proposed for this, including the fact that Switzerland hasn’t been to war in hundreds of years. But things could be worse:

Behold: The French army knife.

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