Category: Inappropriate Thoughts

Seen in a Pastablitz in Ellicott City (Contrast enhanced):

Personally, I’d prefer the food be fresh and the service be good, but I’ll take what I can get.

And now, here’s a picture which taken out of context, looks like a prominent political figure having an orgasm.

OH NANCY PELOSI NO!

Stuff? Sweet! I love “stuff”.

Today’s IT can’t be safely scaled down to fit the width of this column of text, so go ahead and click on it to enlarge.

FAIL.

Aww. My wife and infant child look so cute and loveable and carefree as I am about to back over them with my SUV

Not too long ago, I found a pile of digital camera pictures from some time back. Today, I’d like to juxtapose two that I took at the National Aquarium in Baltimore on or around the beginning of November, 2006.

This is a little funny, because here’s an adventurous outdoorsman in a playset with a bunch of wild animals, and look: his arm’s missing. O for fun. Now, look at what was directly under it:

Monastic monks. As opposed to the other kind.

This may be one for the “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks

Actually, those scare-quotes aren’t wrong; it was a zombie band.

Bakelite is plastic. Bakelite is the original fake material. Faux-bakelite is imitation fake material. Costume jewlery is fake jewelry. Reproduction costume jewlery is fake fake jewelry. Faux-bakelite reproduction costume jewlery is fake plastic fake imitation jewlery. I think this means it’s actually made of gold.

Dink dink, dink dink dink dink-dink. Dink-dink, dink ding-dink ding dink dink. Dink-dink. Dink dink-dink dink-dink. Dink dink-dink, dink dink-dink, dink-dink.