Fate protects fools, small children, and ships named 'Enterprise -- Commander William Riker

I assume this will be coming soon to soothe the hurt manbabies

Since it’s Halloween soon, I’ll do a thematic one.

As you all know by now, the latest incarnation of Scooby-Doo is outing Velma. This has made exactly who you’d expect to be angry very angry. Apparently this is the first time in fifty years that the show about a group of itinerant hippies, one of whom is perpetually stoned, who travel the country in a psychedelic van with their dog, proving that the only true monsters in the world are old white men who are willing to screw over the little people in the pursuit of money has aligned itself with the cultural left.

Whatever. When they tried to make a female-led Ghostbusters, there was rioting in the streets and it had to be immediately “corrected” with a direct sequel to the original films that was kind of mediocre and cruised without putting in much effort on a diet of pure memberberries.

So I got a little help from Nightcafe and came up with this:

I might do a few more of these if I can find the magic words to make NightCafe spit out a picture i really like.

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