Me: Did you know that one-seventh of Doctors Who died horribly to a Xenomorph?
Leah: Are you rounding up?
Me: No. One-seventh.
Leah: How many Doctors are there?
Me: The current one is thirteen, but John Hurt’s in the middle.
Leah: Hee hee. John Hurts In The Middle.
Me: The less-successful prequel to John Dies At The End.
{pulls out black hat & cane}
♪ Hello my baby, hello my honey, Hello my ragtime, summertime gal ♪