"You despise me, don't you?" -- Ugarte
"I suppose if I ever gave you any thought I would." -- Rick Blaine
-- Casablanca

WWJS: An old meme retold in images

(Back next week. Something funny occurred to me instead that I wanted to post about this week)

GOPTeens: What would Jesus's favorite gun be? / A Nail gun / Not funny. Consider yourself blocked.
Things @GOPTeens doesn’t understand: Jesus. Humor. How hashtags work
Many Guns
Wayne LaPierre’s brain is more organized than I would imagine.
You must choose. But choose wisely
And no choosing Pikachu.
Golden Gun
Third nipple: Optional.
Melting Nazi
This is why you need to remember to moisturize
He chose poorly
I mean seriously, Magikarp?
Nail gun
Wait for it.
This is the gun of a carpenter!
When I related the original reference to a Catholic friend of mine, I actually did have to explain to him that there was anything other than this exact thing that the nail gun might have been referencing.

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