Scene: DADDY is watching a show. DYLAN wants to watch Dinosaur Train. DADDY has agreed to let him watch his show once DADDY’s show is finished
DYLAN: How much time does your show have?
DADDY pauses his show, causing a blue indicator bar showing the progress of his show
DADDY: Twenty minutes
Thirty seconds pass
DYLAN: Now how much time does your show have?
DADDY: A little less than twenty minutes
Thirty seconds pass
DYLAN: Daddy, now how long your show has?
DADDY: Ninteen minutes
Fifteen seconds pass
DYLAN: Now much longer your show is now?
DADDY: (irritated) Dylan, you’re nagging. If you ask me how long the show is one more time, you won’t be allowed to watch your show at all.
DYLAN: Even if I say please?
DADDY: Even if you say please.
DYLAN: Why?
DADDY: Because when you are a nag, people don’t want to do nice things for you.
One minute passes
DYLAN: Daddy?
DADDY: Yes?
DYLAN: (thinking) Can you… Show me… The blue line? The line that says how much of the show there is?
DADDY: … Touche, son.