Either the captioner has lost his mind or Texas is even weirder than I imagined.
Fox News, in a piece on the Texas State Fair, reports that among the consumables at the fair are (I am not making this up) Deep Fried Coca Cola Syrup and (I wish I were making this up) Deep Fried Butter.
The captions reported that it is “Made with pure butter, then you inject labor.”, and then, and, I don’t know, maybe this is actually something they do in Texas, “Pure whipped daughter.”
Don’t mess with Texas. Or they whip, batter-dip, and deep fry your daughter.
There's a room where the light won't find you, holding hands while the walls come tumbling down. -- Tears for Fears, Everybody Wants to Rule the World