On my way home tonight, I noticed some strange lights in the sky somewhere to the north:

There’s a whole gallery here. Now taking theories to wtf these lights signify:
- Large Hadron Collider pierces earth at an oblique angle, coming out in north Baltimore
- Asgard trying to catch a late show at the Senator
- Ass-kicking kegger at Loyola
- Zuul and Vinz Clortho did it, thereby summoning Gozer